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Z If Trump were captain of the RMS Titanic

Yahoo shared article about trump's CNN defamation lawsuit being thrown out. Someone with User name "Z" wrote:

 

IF trump were captain of the RMS Titanic…

There isn't any iceberg.
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.

There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.

We hit the iceberg, but the damage was very minimal.

The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
This iceberg is fake.

Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.

We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.

We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.

The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship
To be captain I qualify as not smart, but genius, and a very stable genius at that!

This iceberg is a hoax.
The FBI planted the iceberg.
Never heard of that iceberg.
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
Deep State trying to make me look bad.

It's a very nasty iceberg.
I was very busy.
It's not my fault.
I take no responsibility.
It was bravado, there's no iceberg.

There's no colliding, it's a witch hunt.
I never make mistakes.
Never met that iceberg before.
This iceberg is not my type.
This iceberg is highly overrated.

This iceberg has done significant harm to my reputation, I'm suing.
I'm a legitimate person, I never do wrong things.
This iceberg is weak and pathetic.
THEY create a lot of phony icebergs.

I didn’t know what an iceberg really was until i became captain.
This iceberg doesn’t frighten me.
This iceberg is harassing me now.

LOOK WHAT THIS ICEBERG IS DOING TO ME..

Man's Genesis

 Man's Genesis is a short American film from 1912. 

It portrayed a Stone Age Battle between "Weak Hands" and "Brute Force."

Weak Hands won by inventing the ax. 

And the rest, as theysay, is history. Too bad Brute Force did not use their strength to help Weak Hands, all living in harmony. 

Talking to a Wall

 An old Reader's Digest joke:

Journalist asks elderly man, "You come everyday to the wall, sir, how long have you done that, and what are you praying for?"

He replies: "I have come here to pray everyday for 25 years. In the morning I pray for world peace and brotherhood of man. I go home, have a cup of tea, and I come back and pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth.

And very, very important, I pray for peace and understanding between the Israelis and the Palestinians." 

Journalist is impressed. "How does it make you feel to come here everyday for 25 years to pray for those wonderful things?"

The man replies calmly: "Like I'm talking to a wall." (Or a brick wall!)