There isn't any iceberg.
There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
This iceberg is fake.
Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.
We have lifeboats and they're supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship
To be captain I qualify as not smart, but genius, and a very stable genius at that!
This iceberg is a hoax.
The FBI planted the iceberg.
Never heard of that iceberg.
Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg.
Deep State trying to make me look bad.
It's a very nasty iceberg.
I was very busy.
It's not my fault.
I take no responsibility.
It was bravado, there's no iceberg.
There's no colliding, it's a witch hunt.
I never make mistakes.
Never met that iceberg before.
This iceberg is not my type.
This iceberg is highly overrated.
This iceberg has done significant harm to my reputation, I'm suing.
I'm a legitimate person, I never do wrong things.
This iceberg is weak and pathetic.
THEY create a lot of phony icebergs.
I didn’t know what an iceberg really was until i became captain.
This iceberg doesn’t frighten me.
This iceberg is harassing me now.
LOOK WHAT THIS ICEBERG IS DOING TO ME..